In general, I am proud to live in the country that I do. This are the things are shake that position:

1. The American electorate seems to have collectively sold-out to the promise of comfort and relief that I believe is a path toward socialism.

2. The idea of states rights and many other provisions of the Constitution have been completely abandoned.

3. Eli Stone and Pushing Daisies have both been cancelled by ABC.

4. Paul Blart, Mall Cop raked in over $30 million, which was more than any other movie last weekend.

5. Al Franken may be the junior senator from Minnesota... and Amy Klobachar is the senior senator.