The collected Wit and Wisdom of Television Theme songs

It is really nice to be where everyone knows my name.

There are times that I need to remember that I am not a superman.

Sometimes a horse is just a horse. And sometimes it's not.

These happy days are yours and mine.

Living life the the only way you know how may be more than the law will allow.

It is possible for men to live together and still be all alone.

Never trust 3 hour tours.

Keep your head above water and make a wave when you can.

If you want to disappear after a bad break-up, Cinncinati is a good place to go.

There are some who beleive that life here began up there... And there are some who will beleive anything.

Your dreams can be your ticket out, but only for a while.

Sometimes there is more than meets the eye.

Love is life's sweetest reward.

You will see that life is a ball again and laughter is calling for you.

You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.

It's a jungle out there. (editorial note: Yeah, a jungle in which one of the best opening sequences in all of television HISTORY could be replaced after one season.)

Cally-forney-a is where you oughta be.

It's such a good feeling to know you're alive.

We could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

If you are ever trapped in the past, facing mirror images that are not your own, better do a good deed or two while you're there.

You can speak your own mind, but not on my time.

Repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax."

Names are sometimes changed to protect the innocent.

When you have no one else to turn to, find a band of mercenaries on the run from the military and hire them. They can help.


More will follow. Post your own "found wisdom" from TV theme songs.